Soup Sampler Gifts

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Sauce for the Goose

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cooking'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Diet considerations.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'