Syrup Gifts

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'More syrup anyone?'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Heavy syrup

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Energy Drinks

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'