Syrup Making Gifts

Springtime on Maple Drive...

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Cooking'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Orange House of Horrors

'More syrup anyone?'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Heavy syrup

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

"We serve REAL maple syrup."