Soup Making Gifts

'The patrons at table five want to know who you manage to get such a wonderful taste in your salt-free soup.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Cooking'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"It's my secret recipe. Chicken broth, noodles, and the words 'it's my secret recipe.'"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.