Soup Making Gifts

'The patrons at table five want to know who you manage to get such a wonderful taste in your salt-free soup.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Cooking'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"It's my secret recipe. Chicken broth, noodles, and the words 'it's my secret recipe.'"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?