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A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"

'More syrup anyone?'

''Syrup'titiously, Aunt Jemima threw open the door to the log cabin where she found Mrs. Buttersworth and Hungry Jack in a sweet embrace. Armed with a Golden Griddle, she knocked the two saps flatter than a pancake.'

Maple Syrup Time in Canada

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Soup of the month.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Patissier

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'