Syrup Specialist Prints

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

Soup of the month.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Swimming Champion.

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'More syrup anyone?'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Heavy syrup

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Antonio Carluccio.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'