Sugar Specialist Prints

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Bored Baker

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'