Sprout Enthusiasts Gifts

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Waiting for plants to grow

The beer idea.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'More syrup anyone?'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Heavy syrup

"You're getting too much fiber."

I love Sprouts

"You're losing your everything."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"We met over the holidays."

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

"Before I pass judgement on you, I would like to see if butter really doesn't melt in your mouth."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

I married him for better or for wurst.'

Tills labelled 'regular', 'express', and 'why do you always forget the butter.'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"I gained a lot of weight when I stopped working in oil, and switched to butter!"

"Making instant butter."

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'