Sprout Enthusiasts Pillows

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Waiting for plants to grow

The beer idea.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'More syrup anyone?'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Heavy syrup

"You're getting too much fiber."

"You're losing your everything."

I love Sprouts

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"We met over the holidays."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

"Before I pass judgement on you, I would like to see if butter really doesn't melt in your mouth."

Tills labelled 'regular', 'express', and 'why do you always forget the butter.'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"I gained a lot of weight when I stopped working in oil, and switched to butter!"

"Making instant butter."

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.