Spud Lover Gifts

Spud U-boat

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"We won!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

His Her Cakes

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

The Inexperienced Cook

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Dessert

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Mash-Test Dummies.