Suds Lover Gifts

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"We won!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Energy Drinks

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Jack and Jill

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Spud U-boat

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.