Suds Lover Gifts

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"We won!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Energy Drinks

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Pool lovers

Spud U-boat

Jack and Jill

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'