Soap Suds Lover Gifts

'Blast it's raining!'

'I see a body of water...with soap.'

"We won!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Holiday Gifts 2020

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Daytime TV For Nerds

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Energy Drinks

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Spud U-boat

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Grooming for beginners.

Centurion in a Shower

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"Oh, darn. I grabbed the wrong Dove bar again."

'... And now for this week's episode of, 'the fallen arches'.'