Soap Suds Lover Prints

'Blast it's raining!'

'I see a body of water...with soap.'

"We won!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

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'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

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'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Grooming for beginners.

Spud U-boat

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Centurion in a Shower

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Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

Many Americans believe staying home to watch your favorite novela means your candidate will win.