Spud Lover Pillows

Spud U-boat

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"We won!"

His Her Cakes

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

What's the insect de jour?

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Dessert

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'