Spud Pioneer Pillows

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

The Inexperienced Cook

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Arctic Hothouse

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Spud U-boat

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."

Potato having a shave.

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

'Genetics may make the taters grow faster but it also makes them noticeably slower when it comes to burying a round.'

'Ben's disappointed. He thought it said 'stud'.' (Ed's Spud Farm).