Spud Sympathizer Pillows

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Spud U-boat

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Is that a pet skunk?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

Snail to Slug.

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

'Flamin' tourists...'