Spud Pioneer T-Shirts

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

GMOs: The Next Generation

The Inexperienced Cook

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Arctic Hothouse

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Sale - Eyepod.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Eye Bank.

Chelsea flower show sewage

Spud U-boat

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."

Potato having a shave.

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

'You're trying too hard to compete with the supermarket.'

'Genetics may make the taters grow faster but it also makes them noticeably slower when it comes to burying a round.'