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Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Romantic Violinist.

Musical Web

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

The Gong

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Musical Snowman

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Subway Chanteys

Singer

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

Vampire Bassoonist

Cellist on Mars

Winter String Quartet

Singing - "Hang down your head Norm Gutterman, hang down your head and cry..."

Piper-fan

"I like sad songs."

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

'Let's wail!'

I don

I do like to be beside the seaside...

"Do I play by 'ere? Nah! Over THERE, lady!"

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'