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'Ben's disappointed. He thought it said 'stud'.' (Ed's Spud Farm).

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Soup of the month.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

The Inexperienced Cook

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"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

The beer idea.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns