Tech-savvy Spud Lovers T-Shirts

Sale - Eyepod.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

The Inexperienced Cook

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Mash-Test Dummies.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Where Processed Beef Comes From

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Spud U-boat

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.