Tech-savvy Spud Lovers Pillows

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

The Inexperienced Cook

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Spud U-boat

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.