Tech-savvy Eaters Pillows

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Online Diet: Step 1 - Delete Cookies

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

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