Tech-savvy Eaters Pillows

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Online Diet: Step 1 - Delete Cookies

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Woman finds something in her soup.

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."