Tech-savvy Eater Pillows

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Fresh pepper?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Woman finds something in her soup.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."