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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Swinging

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Jokes machine.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

David Letterman

"Fruit of the Loon"

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Spud U-boat

Eye Bank.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'