Leather Jacket Fan Gifts

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

Good News about winter

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'You've got lot toe!'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Quilting Bee.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Shoe Whore

"Your candle has gone out."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Bird grows leaves.

The Travellers Rest

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

I love coloured tights

Tattoo Wings

'Look son, it's daddy.'

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

I'm sorry to say that you're allergic to feathers.

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

Gareth Peacock.

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