Jeans Fan Gifts

Remember when your jeans had reinforced knees so they'd last longer?

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

wattle covers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I'm in for observation."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Jeans sale

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Hired Morning Suit

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'