Jeans Aficionado Gifts

"Hey, I'm just making your sofa match your jeans."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Purple dress

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Square Cut

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Beard fails

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'