Jeans Enthusiasts Gifts

'I wanna return these straight-leg jeans.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Joined at the hipster.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Cowboy

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Jeans sale

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'