Jeans Appreciator Gifts

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Tortured Plank

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"Have you got it in beige?"

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

Curate's dress sense

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

It is unforgivable to impede a fellow angler....who is trying to land a fish...

'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

"Love your jeans."