Fashion Statement Appreciator Gifts

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Snapshots in Time

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Your Ad Here.

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Dog Tattoo

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'