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'I wanna return these straight-leg jeans.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Cowboy

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Jeans sale

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'