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'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

The Graveyard of Jeans That Didn't Quite Fit

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

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'Herbert's jeans have gone from relaxed fit to just plain lazy.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"That shirt is so last year."

Bobbies library of jeans

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Great tights!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Cowboy

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Jeans Styles

Yo! The Amboys!

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"