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'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

"I'd like some skinny jeans, waist 52."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

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"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

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"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

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'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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"I got my hair straightened..."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

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