Jeans Collector Pillows

"Love your jeans."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Long Johns Silver."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Wilfried Zaha

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Luka Modric

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"