Jeans Collector T-Shirts

"Love your jeans."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Long Johns Silver."

Wilfried Zaha

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Jeans sale

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"