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"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Joined at the hipster.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Bobbies library of jeans

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Cowboy

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

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'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!