Jean Enthusiasts Mugs

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

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The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

Cowboy

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

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