Jean Enthusiast Mugs

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bobbies library of jeans

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Builders fashion range

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Yo! The Amboys!

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"