Jeans Devotee Mugs

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

New Shoes.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bobbies library of jeans

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Cowboy

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Jeans Styles

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

"Make me look like this."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Puffer Jacket

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'