Jeans Junkie Mugs

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"This is skinny jeans Friday, Matt. Relaxed fit is next Friday."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Bobbies library of jeans

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Upholding the Law

"Let's take in a trial."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Jeans sale

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I keep up with all the journals."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'