Jeans Enthusiast Mugs

'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes. That's where you're wrong. I pass on my jeans at least once a year. What do you think Craigslist was invented for? Craigslist? Yeah. Whenever I get bored, I go on there and pass on my jeans. Sometimes I don't even charge anything. Tell me you're not saying what I think you're saying. I'm saying that site is full of people who'd like to get into my pants.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

The Graveyard of Jeans That Didn't Quite Fit

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

Sale. Pre-washed jeans.

'Herbert's jeans have gone from relaxed fit to just plain lazy.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"That shirt is so last year."

Bobbies library of jeans

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Great tights!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

Cowboy

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Jeans Styles

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!