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"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

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'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

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'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

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"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'