Jersey Collectors T-Shirts

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Hell's Anglers

Wilfried Zaha

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

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