Jersey Collectors Pillows

"...it's a genuine Charlton Athletic Sam Bartram goalkeeper's strip!"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Wilfried Zaha

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Hell's Anglers

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Leftovers"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Luka Modric

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'