Collecting Jerseys Pillows

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Got any other form of ID?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

Kobe Bryant

Baseball.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'