Collecting Jerseys Mugs

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

What's the significance of that jersey you're wearing? I wanted to wear a number that would reflect my mood. Pardon my language, but I feel like "number two." 2

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Got any other form of ID?'

Luka Modric

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pete Sampras

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Kobe Bryant

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

The Babe calls his shot.