Jersey Collector Pillows

Fickle football fan.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"I'm not sure I like this new strip."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

'Got any other form of ID?'

Wilfried Zaha

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Hell's Anglers

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Replica Football Merchandise

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Leftovers"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'