Jersey Collector Pillows

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

Who said I had to wear the jersey of my favorite player? Kershaw 22. Hot dog vendor.

Fickle football fan.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"I'm not sure I like this new strip."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Luka Modric

Wilfried Zaha

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hell's Anglers

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

The next big thing

Witty T-Shirt Guy