Collecting Jumpers Pillows

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Xmas Humbug Jumpers

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Giraffe Portrait

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Best to keep downwind.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Wilfried Zaha

Count Von Moltke.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Hell's Anglers

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Cowboy Slippers

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Clown with Big Feet

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.