Jeans Fan Pillows

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

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"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Deer Cross Dressing.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm in for observation."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

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Hired Morning Suit

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

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"Fruit of the Loon"