Jeans Pillows

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

Sale. Pre-washed jeans.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"This is skinny jeans Friday, Matt. Relaxed fit is next Friday."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Bobbies library of jeans

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'